doctorcrusher:

I think to counter the rash of LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION billboards we should pool our money for a series of roadside advertisements that just say ABORT THAT THANG

weaver-z:

I think the only person I’ve met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children’s science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you’d hear something like “WHO’S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?” and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

smiggles:

can u guys hold this for me?

broccoli-pants:

im-mender:

spyrowiki:

im-mender:

ALT

hauntedzone:

rslashrats:

my shrimp fanart

gay-rat-with-a-tazer:

straawberries:

mossworm:

is there a name for this

hey op. i want you to know my boyfriend has been in hysterics, laughing and occasionally wheezing out “bibby” for the past half an hour because of this post. are you proud of what youve done?

Im the bf btw I made fanart

s-ccaam-era-crepe:

i think everyone who’s ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

voidandradiance:

the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, “you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?” and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

disasterofahuman:

animentality:

anxietyproblem:

mlarayoukai:

spatialapprentice:

mlarayoukai:

If you design a man with a button up shirt and you don’t draw him with it unbuttoned from time to time you are doing it wrong

you gotta draw him also getting really hot and sweaty in that shirt and you gotta see him unbutton it and see his tits and stuff and hes gotta like try to fan himself you know

You have to draw him getting fucked too

citrono-kirbo:

transarsonist:

exitwound:

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil

juniepops:

if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart